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Free tank and fish

Free tank and fish
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Newbridge, Kildare
9 years ago
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Free tank and fish


Free starter glass tank 2 fish and food. Must be collected from suncroft preferably during school hours so I can lie to the kids about the disappearance of nemo and spotty and pretend they escaped back to the ocean. Better than telling them they are crap at minding pets and after 9 months of cleaning fish crap on top of all the other crap I have to clean that I just can't take anymore. Also better than feeding them to the dog or flushing them down the loo. So please someone, come and take nemo and spotty and let me never be clearing luminous pink fish gravel from my sink on a Sunday evening ever again. Also for you pet lovers, these blasted fish were gifted to my kids by a complete moron who clearly thinks I have little else to be doing than feeding these little f*ckers and cleaning their sh*t. PS...I love my kids, we have a dog, who I also love most of the time and whose crap I am less bothered about. Peace out.

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