Nokia 2600 Classic

As above phone for sale........this will probably be the toughest thing I've ever had to sell; you know when something falls off the back of a lorry & you've no fence for it?

Aye, that..

Paid nothing for it; family friends fella found it in place he works & brought it home for the young lad, 4, to use & even he thought it was s***e.......and you know what?

He was right.

Lookit, it's locked to the O2 Network (Esat Digifone in old money; I used be on the Night Owl Tarriff back in the day cheaper calls from 6pm-8am 5 days a week & all weekend too; sure we thought we were the kings of the mobile world!)) but they were taken over by Three about 6 years ago; the lads in the shop on Potato Mkt. reckon you could get in unlocked somehow on the 3 Website but I'm phucked if I'm going to try it; total tech luddite & proud of it.

Alternatively there's a rake of non-brand phoneshops on Tullow St., Kennedy Ave,, Carlow S.C., Fairgreen S.C. etc. who'll do the job for you.

Phone has a camera & video on it; this means if you behave like our local gossip group merchant social media guru you too can be a p***k & livestream + record women and children without their consent & don't have to declare where the footage & images you have in your possession are going..........

So please don't do that; don't be that type of p***k; no matter if you're in a public place, or at a public event, ASK FOR CONSENT before you take a pic or make a video.............!!!!

Of course you can mke one of them "Mammy & Daddy" videos if that's your thing too.........but only with consent of willing participants; the quality of the footage might make you yearn for dial-up internet & to be honest, the chances of you being Johnny Sins or Shorty Mac & her being Darla Crane/Lisa Ann/Dylan Ryder are fair slim; you'll probably both end up in Caredoc with some serious explaining to do........

Has it games?
Aye lad; Suduko, Snake (cos of course like; wouldn't be a Nokia without it!) & something called Galaxy Balls......make your own jokes about that one I guess?.

All games are, of course, beyond my brains pay-grade so I'm not gonna be able give you instructions or cheats etc.

Has it got the internet?
Aye, bizarrely it does though I doubt you'll be able do much browsing on it; best guess is it'd be fair rudimentary & archaic but sure lookit, you're getting this phone for half-nothing.

Can you tell me anything else about this product?

It's got a radio & a recorder as well as aforementioned camera/video ability......so you can listen to Larry Gogan Golden Hour (as opposed to Larry Gogans Golden Shower; that's something you could probably make a video about?) "Larry plays you memories, a classic everytime, the Golden Hour".......)

Am only selling it for half-nothing cos, well, I'd to pay for labour & a charger for this product.

Might make a good Christmas present for someone you don't like or it might serve as a burn phone.

It's unlikely to be stolen; the chances are anyone who does take it won't be long in returning it; that's how s***e this yoke is.

Excuse the quality of the photo; it's reflective of the quality of the item; though am sure it was probably top of the range in its day.......

Like if I'd known how s**t it was I wouldn't even've agreed to take it away for free; give me a Nokia 6230i phone any day.

Am I open to negotiation on price?
Yes; you can pay me more than the asking price no problem.
Yes but no magic beans & nor do I want a packet of Polo Mints; get up the yard, there's a smell of Benji off of you................

As per usual, no Mickey Money Tuesday types need apply, no 2 Euro Merchants either; 2 Euro won't get you a room in a hostel despite what you say when you go tapping around the Liberty Tree fountain @ Plás Na Saoirse.

Payment by PayPal, EFT or cash; readies up front, full duck or no dinner.

P&P will incur a charge.

Collection preferred in Carlow lad........