Size:
Large
Selling 3 Dinner* Jackets
*Truth be told I've never actually been for dinner in any of these unless you count the afters of a funeral or the skins of a nuptials maybe?
And like McDonalds in Carlow doesn't have a dresscode; like I've seen the "Chung Wans" going in for their Happy Meals at 3pm in the afternoon in their dressing gowns after managing to raise themselves to collect their social & the chisslers from baby infants.
Suitable for court, weddings & funerals; if a regular in court maybe don't wear the same one too often or the judge might recognise you.
Obviously if going to your own funeral you'll only have one opportunity to wear one of these; I'd go for the brown or navy one being honest.
All same/similar sizes; says "R" which means regular but I'd be saying M (Medium) or L (Large) if I was trying to flog these on the Fifteenth.
1st One's a Van Kollem (it's a jacket and not, well, a van despite brand name).
3 buttons on each arm. I.e. Both the left & right arm.
2 fake pockets externally; the breast pocket is real so you can keep your bag of coke/chichua.....chichuawa......small dog in it.
2nd One's an M&S Sp. Corduroy Thread yoke (Corduroy Pant......Worzels....Combine Harvester).
3 external fake pockets.
4 internal pockets.....all real ones too.
3rd One's a Daniel Grahame navy blue one wi' wine lining (as opposed to an actual bottle of wine for avoidance of all doubt).
3 external fake pockets.
3internal real pockets.
Prices're €50 each; you'll get great wear out of them; especially the one you're buried in; sure you'll be wearing that forever & it'll never go out of fashion on you & you'll never forget it in a pub or have it nicked on you etc.
Not gonnna model 'em; have hung 'em up on back of door as opposed to floor of wardrobe so that's all you're getting at this point.
If you want a twirl...........then I suggest you go to your local confectionery store; that joke might fall flat since the product is spelled with a capital letter "T" as opposed to lower case "t".
No try before ya buy; these aren't Anne Summers or Play Blue products like (though I have been known to sell second hand, albeit ***never used***, can't stress that bit enough, ones of those)
No buy now, pay later Mickey Money Tuesday types need apply.
No swapsies; mainly cos I ain't got a clue what you might be able offer in exchange; a rub & a tug maybe though....ahem!
€60 each or all 3 for €150 but I am open to negotiation on prices.
Payment by PayPal, EFT or in cash & collection only in "Carlow Lad".