The Holy Empire of Deanianity

Sounds like an easy job ill take it how much per hour?

haha, what are the necessary requirements?

i like to do nottin all day everyday
gizzz a job

fail how dare you my family have been stealing i mean running countries for centuries expect a fake terror attack in london soon we will blame it on you and invade your oil rich nation ha ha ha evil grin inc for free!

so clearly i have the job, packing as we speak...

Long live the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall!!

I formally claim sovereignty over the Islet of Rockall. The Holy Empire of Deanianity no longer exists.

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Killer Pigeon
Chairperson Protector of the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall

I dont understand? Is this a real country? Or for some game or sumtin?

oh dear god...

its for real and there is free land and houses going first come first served

I am kingcurly of the Curly Empire, giveth onto your land and you shall be spared, refusal will mean destruction by the hands of Kingcurly!!!!

i cant understand but its very very interesting. whoever will be crowned emperor, i can be your knight.

it is not a question of who will be crowned, its a question of when Kingcurly will be crowned!!! ALL HAIL THE CURLY EMPIRE!!!!!

and clearly i will be the queen?;)

does it qualify for section 52?

not too fast curly king, bird poop could be scattered all over your island for your final hour. The Provisional Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity hasn't decided yet.

@nikobyrne: i will take you as my queen and together we will demolish jiggerman and rule victorious!! :)

p.s this is fun :D

make me the new leader and everyone will have a big feast of cod n chips

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.bow to my Empire we all wear large hats so let the birds do their worst lol great add haha

aw emperor dean say it isnt so :(

has that dastardly villian killerpigeon got something to do with this

i came from the East Empire and i will have to be the new emeperor or else the new one will have to be destroyed by me.

I am the Illuminati of empires i must take control lol

are people forgetting that kingcurly made me queen and we are going to demolish jiggerman together, and just a foot note here, when people address me in the future, you must call me queen niko!!!

You are all too late i have already infiltrated there economy i sent in Brian Cowen disquised as Jabba da Hutt from star wars along with my unemployed banker minions soon it will be mine :)

More cunningly disguised than a fox who just got a degree in cunningness from Oxford university guffaw!

Tv stations have just been taken over i now have Fox news running on every channel spreading tabloid muck across the empire Hooooorah!

when i take the crown i will need several queens so you can all come with me and you will be safe under the watchful eye of the shoedytang empire cease now and be given your place 1st come first served you will be sworn in at different levels so make your move muhahahahaha

resistance to kingcurly is futile, you shall all be destroyed by his curly locks of DOOM!!!!! Bow down to my queen and I or feel the wrath of the curly empire!!!!

now now kingcurley accept the knighting from the shoedytang empire or ill have my witch doctor turn you into a curley wurley choclate bar and then we will feed you to your queen in tiny little bits haha

As you can see Dean0088 is not responding that's because he's in america making bogus bin laden videos in exchange for tough true grit american eagle bird poop he plans to wipe out the empire at this stage but i have a secret weapon :)

I believe dean has realised the shear power of the curly empire and is now preparing to hand over his empire to kingcurly and queen niko, fear not, when i am crowned i will select a few worthy followers who not be destroyed and who may serve kingcurly and the curly empire!!! ALL HAIL KINGCURLY!!

Hey King Curly look down were have all your curls gone whoooooops! my squad of mental midgets have been at it again :)

Your mental midgets were no match for my mighty curls of DOOM, they are now recovering in a minimum security psychiatric evaluation centre, they're not mental midgets anymore they are now heavily sedated drooling vegetables!!!!!!

Oh lordy your just trying to save face now King Curly they had to break into the mental hospital and found you in a padded cell typing on amstrad 64 with a chicken beak attached to your nose!. My mental midgets safely returned to Balmoral castle with evidence of your lack of personal hygiene in a jiffy bag!. :)

Here is the proof massive amounts retreived from commando raid on King Curly! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8JLEavuhV4

Bearballs, do not try to tarnish the name of Kingcurly with your made up propeganda, Kingcurly has decided to be merciful, i will not destroy you, but offer a truce, join my Queen and I and together we shall rule not just the holy empire of deanianity, but the world itself!!!!!!!!!! mwah hahahahaha

ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahah :)

King Curly im up for a personal visit to Ireland soon.I look forward to waving your hair around on the streets whilst smoking a fat one finally rolled by my master craftsman Sir Howard Marks.Try to stop me :)

i laugh at your petty threats, ahh haha, it was only a short while ago osama bin laden said something similar to me....... he suffered my wrath......

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Chicken beak flying high gone to live in the sky?

i laugh with my king curly too bearballs at your silly little threats, if you dont apologise soon, you wont enter our kingdom, and i also feel a beheading coming on. You have been warned...

oooh the blonde wig lady speaketh! we are coming for your pennys wig tonight soon we wiil taunt you with it the mentalist midgets have been deployed!!!

once again with the midgets, as i said before your midgets have been dealt with................. they were delicious :)

H ha another succesful raid my mighty wonders got her drunk then made this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xm6DvbGJ5M before escaping the clutches of King Curly.I will be setting up a stall in the english market Cork next week and selling both there hair TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER! try to stop me GUUUUFFFFAWWWW!

@nikobyrne
lovely photo...

Eh? Get off our starship ye weirdo!!!

hahaha awww thanks oberuspl, and bearballs, you were warned that your time is limited, please dont make me hurt you... lol

ps, loved that video btw haha

Ya thanks due to super injuctions from you and king curly i had to sell your wigs at the door for 50 c each Prince Philip wanted to buy them so he could look more godly when he visits his tribe of black followers see here http://grahamghana.wordpress.com/2011/02/17/worshiping-prince-phillip-the-creation-of-gods/ considering he's a nazi and ardent racist he would have needed them unfortunately for our next trip your Mary Harness heard about it and camped out all night to get them!!!.Im sure your glad to hear that missy!

Is that Mary Harney or Harness hmmmmm!? ugly anyway great double for Brian Cowen if she needs a movie job :)

I give up Im not the queen of England im just a canary called cheeky bootz best of luck king curly and queen niko! :)