How To Push A Perambulator !!!

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Like New Hardcover Satirical Guide to Motherhood. Covers all Aspects from Conception to Adolescence. Great Fun !
206 unmarked pages. Dustjacket has minor shelfwear. Postage just €3.50
How to Push a Perambulator is essential reading for all ladies desirous of producing and rearing children of impeccable manners, zestful health and unblemished morality. Herein you will find advice on such cardinal imperatives as how to:

Choose an estimable name

Save your infant's soul by controlling its motions

Use a bubby pot

Find solace in liquor and laudanum

Cultivate sound sleeping habits

Make a pudding cap

Eradicate worms, lice and other infestations

Care for your child's skin

Use the Anodyne Necklace

Protect your child from the evils of confectionery

Make judicious use of the cold bath

Deter your child from the use of slang and coarse obscenities

Preserve your youthful vigour