Epiphone Dot Studio Yellow

FOR SALE: Epiphone Dot Studio Yellow

I bought this because Beardo from The Voidz plays one in the Human Sadness video (great tune, look it up). Seemed like a completely reasonable purchase at the time. It was not. My girlfriend, in her infinite wisdom, asked "what's the difference between this and your other guitars?".

I said "this one is yellow." She did not find that compelling. The guitar has been collecting dust ever since and honestly I've run out of counterarguments. So here we are.

The Good stuff:
- Plays nice, low action, electronics all working as intended
- Semi hollow body doing what semi hollows do best, sounding warm, looking gorgeous
- That yellow finish? head turner
- Made in China circa 2003, back when Epiphone was quietly making solid guitars that punched well above their price tag
- Did I mention Beardo from The Voidz plays the exact same model? This is either a selling point or completely meaningless to you, there is no in between.

The not so good stuff:
- Needs a restring and proper setup, strings are there, they're just tired. Let them retire with dignity
- Frets need a polish (see photos), they work fine, but if you want them gleaming like a trophy, give them some love
- Scratch on the back of the body (see photos)
- Chips near the strap button (also in photos)

No trades please. If another guitar shows up, I might be the one being sold next. She's already looking at photos for the listing and they are not very flattering.