Seat/VW/Skoda Tailgate

It happened again, didn’t it? That sound of crunching metal, shattering glass, and the sudden, fleeting hope that maybe she just hit an innocent child and fled the scene. But no—your stupid wife has once again backed into a wall at a speed that defies logic.

The tailgate is ruined, ‘the wall came out of nowhere’…

Miraculously, THIS replacement tailgate is at hand. It is ready to be bolted onto the wreckage to mask the tragedy that lurks beneath.

FEATURES:

100% intact: Perfect for watching the disappointed/angry/bemused expressions of the drivers behind her.

Zero Dents: Free from the imprint of poles, trees, structural brickwork, and children.

Blood-Free: Cleaned and sanitised. You’d eat your dinner off this thing - will still taste better than your wife’s shit cooking.

Pick this up before she discovers where you hid the spare keys and finishes the job!

(Was used as a temporary VW up! replacement. Check for fit before buy).