Description

Price: €12,500 (or nearest irrational offer)

For sale is a one-of-a-kind contemporary sculptural masterpiece that boldly explores the relationship between nature, mortality, and the emotional impact of forgetting to water plants.

Handcrafted over many seasons by Mother Nature herself, this statement piece combines ethically sourced branches, naturally aged foliage and avant-garde textures, all housed within a striking artisan ceramic vessel.

The arrangement challenges conventional notions of symmetry and practicality while creating an atmosphere of quiet confidence and mild confusion.

Features
Authentic organic materials
Unique asymmetrical silhouette
No two leaves are alike
Zero maintenance (the hard part has already happened)
Works equally well in minimalist, industrial, Scandinavian and "I have no idea what my interior style is" settings
Conversation starter guaranteed
Dimensions

Large enough to impress guests, small enough not to require planning permission.

Provenance

Displayed in a private collection in Wicklow. Never exhibited publicly, except accidentally during Zoom calls.

Condition

Artistically distressed. Patina achieved naturally over time. Some foliage has embraced a more minimalist existence.

Investment Potential

Comparable works in certain galleries have been described as "thought-provoking" and priced at figures that should concern economists.

Asking Price: €12,500

No swaps unless you have a Picasso, a small island, or a fully restored Lamborghini Miura.

"I don't understand it, but I can't stop looking at it." — Imaginary Art Critic, 2026.