Description

Headline: OnePlus 8T - The "I Refuse to Die" Edition (Boxed + Extras)

Body:
Look, we all know the deal. You’re tired of phones that cost as much as a 2012 Volkswagen Golf but have the structural integrity of a wet biscuit. Enter my OnePlus 8T.

This phone has been living its best life inside a protective bubble. It has spent more time under hardglass and inside a case than I have spent in direct sunlight. The display is cleaner than my search history, and while the body has a few "character marks" (minor scratches), it’s structurally sounder than most modern flagships.

The Nerd Specs:
Display:
120Hz Fluid AMOLED. It’s so smooth your eyes might actually thank you for once.
Battery:
Still pulls a full day. It’s got better stamina than I do after three flights of stairs.
Charging:
Comes with a 45W Warp Charger from a Nord. Is it the original 65W? No. Does it still charge faster than an iPhone? Absolutely.
Condition:
Used, but loved. No glitches, no "ghost touches," no drama.

The Loot:
- The original box (perfect for people who enjoy hoarding high-quality cardboard).
- The phone itself (obviously).
- The Case: Yes, it’s included. Yes, it has turned that lovely "vintage" yellow that all clear cases eventually embrace. Consider it a retro aesthetic choice.
- The 45W Warp Charger + Cable.
- Two spare tempered glass screen protectors (for when you inevitably drop it while trying to take a photo of your dinner).

Collection Only:
I am not a courier. I have no desire to stand in a post office line behind someone sending a 40kg parcel to the moon. Collection only. Come to me, check the phone, hand over the cash, everyone leaves happy.

Details & Specs:
https://www.gsmarena.com/oneplus_8t-10420.php

Price:
€165. No, I won't swap it for a broken PS4 and a half-eaten bag of Tayto.