Ducati Dry Crutch, Ohlins fully adjustable

The last of the F - Twin Model’s
- Titanium Shaft with reinforced Graphene and a protective Saran Wrap tested up to 100 tonne
- Diamond cut 9.16 inch Iridium springs with Silicon Carbide internal floating mounts
- Carbon nipple adjusters with a 2 nanometer Boron Nitride coating for extra salubriousness
- Air/oil compression support system with naturally aspirated blow off Dump Valve
- SemiActive micro electronic suspension with hop-a-charge regeneration (patent pending)
- Pirelli Super Corsa Mk.2 with bicarbonate of Wurtzite, rubber tipped feet
- Arm pump preventing comfort sport grips with real feel cupped Flexor Epicondyle
- Just had its 10,000 hop Service by the main man, Skippy, in Limbs ‘r’ us technologies!
—— Needs nothing, fully pimped ——
- Comes with fake cast so you can zip it onto your leg and use crutchs as fashion accessory
- Signed by Dáithí Öhlin himself, Heinrich Luitpold Himmler’s nephew
- No cash, no touchy-feely

Not recommended as a sex toy!
Warning All or any Lubes will dramatically affect crotches performance. Don’t fuck with it!