Huge Sofa

I'm selling my huge sofa as I'm now being evicted form my log cabin man cave I built for myself to escape my wife & kids because I've been escaping from my wife & kids too much & my mother in law planted the seed that oh that would make a great utility room! YEAH Sharon is that right?? Well the cheapest retirement home I found also has a utility room.

This was once owned by the father of the twins from B'witched in which they claim in the 1997 hit single c'est la vie they are able to fight like him. I battered him & took this sofa so honestly they were boasting about nothing little saps.

Anyway, the dimensions

11 ft 4 lent

5 ft 8 wide

2ft 10 high

The middle part folds in & it becomes a U shape & it has heaps of storage.

If you need these dimensions in any other metric I recommend enlisting the help of a mathematician or scientist as I will be unwilling to answer & everyone hates you for asking.

Please note that if you find this advert & wish to buy it, it's essential you know that due to not wanting to, I'll not be helping you lift it.

I would like to list a buy back clause on this sofa. That if you buy it, I'm the first person notified if you ever wish to sell it & you can't sell it to me for more than you pay for it.

Cold Regards
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