Description

Voyager Luggage - extra large and well built

A difficult fate befell this gorgeous and well made suitcase. Its owner wanted to go all out and travel around the world, but just at that moment, one Chinese recklessly dined on a sick bat, and that journey remained in his dreams. The prolonged pandemic has made adjustments to movement even within one’s own country.

The suitcase was sitting at home. There was no toilet paper on the shelves, not to mention tickets to Barcelona! And then February 2022 crept up unnoticed and most eager suitcases grabbed their humans and quickly set off to fly around the globe, but not this suitcase - it remained loyal to its country.

The only time it got a bit of action was when the owner moved house and so to this day it remains thirty for travel. It dreams of rubbing its magnificent self in the luggage compartments of airplanes and airport MRI scanners. The suitcase is ready to burst into “adult” life and fit the unfittable just to please the new owner. And if this is not good enough it also expands an additional 20% just for those few additional wifey outfits she will never wear on holiday, but needs to bring anyway.

Its dimensions are simply optimal, a la Tom Hardy in human equivalent - 33.5”x 23.5”x22.5” (85x60x56 cm).

The suitcase also has a twin brother, that unlike the one for sale, has seen the world and has a few bones broken (apparently the pandemic doesn’t stop some people from travelling). You are welcome to get the twin brother for free if you buy the suitcase in the ad! Happy travels!

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Payment: Cash

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Comments & Offers

rodrigoireland about a day ago

€20 OFFERED
Let it fight one more battle far in the land of the many suns and happy hunters! It shall not rest crossing rivers, lakes and large oceans curious of what will come next!

Relifire about a day ago

@rodrigoireland Brave traveller, your offer arrives like a lone scout at dawn - spirited, poetic, and full of wandering tales. Yet this mighty suitcase, forged for long journeys and great crossings, will not be sent into battle for a mere twenty coins. Its armour is new, its strength untested, and I seek a tribute closer to the asking price before it marches to a new kingdom. For now, it shall remain in my fortress, awaiting a worthier offer. Speak then, traveller: what is the best offer your purse can muster?