boss boxers

Size: Large

FOR SALE: GENUINE BOSS BOXERS – PRE-VENTILATED EDITION
Price: €20(I know what I've got. No time wasters.)
One careful owner... although judging by the hole, they may have been involved in a wrestling match with a hungry badger.
Features include:
Authentic Boss branding.
Built-in "fresh air" technology.
Strategic crotch ventilation for those warmer days.
Hole already installed – no need to wear them in yourself.
Guaranteed to make your partner ask, "How did THAT happen?"
Perfect for:
People who enjoy living dangerously.
Anyone who thinks underwear should come with emergency exits.
Future museum exhibits.
Condition: Well loved. Some would say too loved.
Reason for sale: The neighbours complained every time he bent over.
No swaps. No silly offers. Collection only... and please don't ask me to model them.