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Once more into the breach Gertie......

Selling this United jersey.....or gonna wee try anyway!!

It's an XS one so you'll either buy it for yer wee bairn or you're quare small lad?

It's of a time when we were, well, less s**t than, checks notes, going out to Grimsby in the 2nd Rnd. of the League Cup on penalties, this season.

So cherish it for that reason.

And why were we in the 2nd Rnd. of League Cup in first place?

Cos we were hovering around relegation spots last season, made Europa League Final, had legit expectations, delusions now in hindsight, of beating Spurs, cos, well, it's only Spurs lads innit bruva'?

Only to cap off another pox of a season by losing to them too......

Unsure what price point to pitch this item at; am going €75 but we're 100% open to negotiation; preferably northwards.....

Nope, no way'm we modelling this; it's em, well, eh, not in our size to be fair?

No try before you buy; if you don't know yer bairns size then that's quare bad parenting like?

No your bairn won't be using our jacks to try it on for size; it's not the United changing room to be fair.

Plus I haven't cleaned the jacks for about six months......

Readies upfront; PayPal preferred as we may not like the colour of your greenbacks & no cash discounts but saying all of that we will take cash so long's it's not been stuck down yer Y-Fronts for past week ya big Sweaty Betty!

No refunds; you buy, you take, I give, you get & that's it; let's not overthink this one please?

Also this is Adverts, not Quinnsworth.

We're not in any great hurry to sell so won't be strong armed on price.

If the price isn't to your liking let's talk but no extracting the urine; it's no skin off of our teeth if it doesn't sell.

All the usual Stokes, Kennedy Crowley KMPG Ts & Cs apply; no Mickey Money Tuesday or "I'll pay ya if my 13th Sprog Britney-Shadyn-Odhrán by Antos mainto cheque doesn't bounce" types need apply.

No Swapsies; sure what'm I gonna swap it for?

A jar of ED tablets? Sure I can get them off Billy Blue Balls my neighbour.

Collection only in "Carlow Lad" preferred but can meet at a neutral venue to exchange money for item.

Right am away tae to a lap of Liberty Hall in Dublin; vertically of course...